Monday, August 22, 2005

Things Guys Want Girls to Know

Hey everyone! Happy Monday. My 13-year-old cousin sometimes sends me jokes and funny lists. It's been more years than I care to think of since I graduated from high school, but since I like to think I'm still something of a youthful spirit, here's one I thought was pretty funny. :)

30 Things Guys Want Girls to Know (though 30 seems pretty long--I'm just going to list some of my favorites)
We're not as perverted as you think we are

No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend is a loser (amen to that, brother)

Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful

Don't treat us like crap--what goes around comes around (right back atcha, dude)

We know you're pretty, that's one of the reasons we're going out with you

Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. (Hey, it scares me, too!!)

When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us

We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 Degrees, ot what any other guy looks like (not even Orlando???)

Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something wrong

You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know you love us

We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes

Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for (Uh--okay. Gotcha there)

Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say"--that's just mean (Eeeek!)

Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway (Awww!)

Size doesn't mattter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship

Always remember--the way to a guy's heart is through his stomach, and maybe--oh, nevermind

We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway

(Bottom line here--it appears that dating doesn't change much, whether you're 13 or 30. Scary, huh?)

1 comment:

Kelli McBride said...

Well, I think size does matter - especially in the context of what you are being asked to do with IT.

And I think guys are much more perverted than we think. We can't usually imagine perversity of that extreme, and it only shows that guys have few clues as to who we are. ;-)